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PEOPLE vs. MAYA
Witness: Yes, your Honor, the accused is here. (Pinpointing a man sitting in a chair on the other side.)
Witness: I do not know him, your Honor. All I know is that he is the person who raped me, that's why I filed a case for Rape against him.
Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I have and I am certain of it.
Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I will.
Since stripping is necessary in order for the witness to identify and to prove that the accused was actually the man who raped her, the witness' request was granted and the accused was then directed to stand in front of the courtroom to strip.
So, the accused was then directed to remove his clothes including his underwear. The accused was totally naked while standing in front of the people inside the courtroom. While standing naked, the people inside the courtroom as well as the Trial Prosecutor saw and noticed that the sexual organ of the accused was printed with different colors.
Trial Prosecutor: Ms. Witness, the accused is now naked, what proof of evidence would you like to present?
Witness: Your Honor, there is.
Witness: Yes, Your Honor, there is. An Eagle. The eagle is there. I can see it.
Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I will.
(In order for the witness to prove that the eagle was there, she requested the Honorable Court to let her stand and go to the accused. Her request was granted. So, she stood up from the witness stand and went directly to the accused, hold his sexual organ then said:)
Your Honor, here is the eagle. (Looking at the sexual organ of the accused.) I am holding it now. I caught the Eagle.
So, the Trial Prosecutor went near to the accused where the witness was holding the accused' sexual organ. He then saw that the different colors printed in the sexual organ of the accused were tattoos. The sexual organ of the accused was tattooed with a bird.
Witness: Yes, Your Honor, it is a Maya but now it is an eagle. (The touch of the witness while holding the sexual organ of the accused made the sexual organ excited so it erected in full making also the tattooed bird to grow.) Did you see, Your Honor?
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