HAILEY GLASSMAN PICS

Hailey Glassman was a daughter of a surgeon who performed a tummy tuck to Kate. Hailey is now dating her boyfriend, reality star Jon Gosselin, who is father of 8.

Hailey, before her dating period with her new boyfriend Gosselin, she was one of the wildest woman of her age who used to smoke marijuana, snort cocaine and snort Xanax. The pictures posted it here would tell how wild she was during her college days.

Good that at least by this time, seems she transformed her lifestyle. You can see it by her picture below together with her boyfriend, Gosselin.

SENSAI BEAUTY AND SKIN CARE PRODUCT BY KANEBO

SENSAI is a beauty and skin product by KANEBO International under the Kanebo Cosmetic, Inc.. of Japan. Sensai and Kanebo are Japanese words. Kanebo is proud to announce that SENSAI is the ultimate beauty and skincare product which you will enjoy its benefits.

SENSAI probably works effective since it has been selling like a hot cake nowadays. I also heard about this product especially its cleanser for women. Seems everybody is now trying to have one and looking where to buy. Amazon.com is selling this product and you can buy it online or simply visit Kanebo website for more queries.

Since time immemorial the Japanese people is known of their perfect traditional beauty that goes down to their generation and I believed SENSAI is one of their success in the world market. There are only two main ideas of a successful product sold worldwide. It has been proven effective and it has a perfect marketing strategy. No doubt I would also buy this product.

A PLAYFUL GIANT INFANT JESUS

This is another piece to share conceptualized from the picture above-posted to make your day smile.

Of course, nobody of you here knows who this man is and I know everybody can guess. To share, he may be that man whom we knew spiritually, agree? No, I won't. What do you think?

Okay, I will tell you who he is. He is the rare, one and only newly born Giant infant Jesus Christ of the new generation. He weighs 165 lbs and 5'9 inches tall. He is that infant Jesus whose infancy possessed a extreme and unusual youthful intellect.

Upon knowing that he was born naked, he was so ashamed of his personality. So, what he did while in a manger, he gathered all the hays around him. He did place it playfully between his groin sensing that something wrong on that portion of his body because every time he moves, that unusual portion stealthily moves and grows up and he could not even control it especially when beautiful and sexy ladies were passing by.

Not only that, besides of having such extreme youthful intellect, he has also that full grown teeth and could even smile normally like a grown adult instead of being an infant. That's why, instead of covering his mouth every time he smile, he will just cover his eyes and let his Santa's hat hide his glittering fancy look.

People in the city and the neighboring cities were amazed of this report that a playful infant Jesus was born. So, they went and paid respect to visit his manger to see how does he look.

When they arrived at the place, they were so terribly amazed and surprised and said, Oh! My God! What a Jesus Christ! Is he the new Jesus Christ of the new generation? What an amazing look! People were flooding in when they heard this unusual report of a new Infant Jesus in the new generation.

When one of his flooding visitors could not stop herself from asking why he was covering the portion of his body between his groin, he answered: Do you want me to remove it? The lady visitor answered: "No, no, no, never mind, it might disturb me. Just be careful, several naughty-giant insects are playing around, he he he...."

MY QUEST

In a facet of my journey,
there surrounds a beauty of life;
Incessant challenge began to spill,
to surmount the realm of rail!

Amidst stormy mountains then resembling,
Blended strife even goes annoying;
Lengthy journey leads no swerving
To embrace dreams of no ending!

Bewilderment startling its phase;
Where of no room for my quest;
Though impedes by tiny space;
Fearless heart would never cease!

Journey of life, an amazing quest;
To cherish what you've been missed;
Vicissitude yielding to persist;
Yearn nothing but glory and success!

Walked to an entangle horizon;
Source of beauty of human exaltation;
Emerging light glitters beyond expectation;
Torch of life bestowed in same direction!

Lost horizon flaunting on me;
By the torch of life that comes my way;
Through my eyes I could hardly see;
But a smile of blissful journey!

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IMPERFECTIONS

Every individual is created to be unique and different. Each is born with strengths and weaknesses. When we compare ourselves to others we begin to find out that others have something we do not possess. Qualities we often wished we have. Sometimes we have complains and even envies. All of these are imperfections.

Imperfection is where to harness what is best for ourselves and do what is right to make ourselves complete. Let not imperfection stop from doing and achieving what is best for us. Imperfection is to be happy and thankful because from it we learned to live the essence why we have been created to be unique and different. All of these is with a purpose. A purpose to make us happy and fulfilled.

So, let not imperfection stand by ourselves but as a gateway to live.

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ARRAIGNMENT

When the case of the accused was scheduled for arraignment, the accused was brought to the court by the Police Authorities. Not later upon their arrival, the arraignment started. He was then asked by the Presiding Judge as to his constitutional rights.

Presiding Judge: Mr. Accused, do you have a counsel of your own to assist you during trial?

Accused: None, Your Honor.

Presiding Judge: Can you afford to engage the services of a lawyer ?

Accused: No, Your Honor.

Presiding Judge: I will provide a counsel for you to assist you during trial. You may choose among the lawyers who are here inside the courtroom.

Accused: (The accused was then looking at the lawyers who were inside the courtroom. He could not easily choose so, he keeps on looking to them whom he will choose. Few minutes later the accused looking at the Judge said:) Your Honor, I chose you as my lawyer!

Presiding Judge: What? To certainly win the case?

Accused: Yes!

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PEOPLE vs. MAYA

During presentation of evidence of the above-entitled case, direct examination was conducted by the Trial Prosecutor to the witness who was in the witness stand. The witness was then directed to identify the accused and to inform the Honorable Court if the accused was inside the courtroom.

Trial Prosecutor: Ms. witness, will you please inform this Honorable Court if the accused is inside the courtroom.

Witness: Yes, your Honor, the accused is here. (Pinpointing a man sitting in a chair on the other side.)

Trial Prosecutor: Since you were telling that the accused is inside the courtroom, will you please inform this Honorable Court how did you know the accused and why did you file a case of Rape against him?

Witness: I do not know him, your Honor. All I know is that he is the person who raped me, that's why I filed a case for Rape against him.

Trial Prosecutor: Ms. Witness, do you have any proof or evidence to prove that the accused is the perpetrator or the man who had actually raped you?

Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I have and I am certain of it.

Trial Prosecutor: Okay. By telling this Honorable Court that you have an evidence to prove that would warrant the accused for his conviction, please present your evidence.

Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I will.

In order for the witness to establish the proof of evidence against the accused for the offense charged against him, the witness requested the Honorable Court to let the accused stand up and to strip inside the courtroom.

Since stripping is necessary in order for the witness to identify and to prove that the accused was actually the man who raped her, the witness' request was granted and the accused was then directed to stand in front of the courtroom to strip.

So, the accused was then directed to remove his clothes including his underwear. The accused was totally naked while standing in front of the people inside the courtroom. While standing naked, the people inside the courtroom as well as the Trial Prosecutor saw and noticed that the sexual organ of the accused was printed with different colors.

Trial Prosecutor: Ms. Witness, the accused is now naked, what proof of evidence would you like to present?

Witness: Your Honor, there is.

Trial Prosecutor: What is that? Present it now.

Witness: Yes, Your Honor, there is. An Eagle. The eagle is there. I can see it.

Trial Prosecutor: What eagle are you talking about? I could not see an eagle here. Look for that eagle and present it now.

Witness: Yes, Your Honor, I will.

(In order for the witness to prove that the eagle was there, she requested the Honorable Court to let her stand and go to the accused. Her request was granted. So, she stood up from the witness stand and went directly to the accused, hold his sexual organ then said:)

Your Honor, here is the eagle. (Looking at the sexual organ of the accused.) I am holding it now. I caught the Eagle.

So, the Trial Prosecutor went near to the accused where the witness was holding the accused' sexual organ. He then saw that the different colors printed in the sexual organ of the accused were tattoos. The sexual organ of the accused was tattooed with a bird.

Trial Prosecutor: Ms. Witness, I could not see an eagle here. All I can see is a Maya in his glans penis. (Maya is a small, domestic rice-picking bird.)

Witness: Yes, Your Honor, it is a Maya but now it is an eagle. (The touch of the witness while holding the sexual organ of the accused made the sexual organ excited so it erected in full making also the tattooed bird to grow.) Did you see, Your Honor?

Trial Prosecutor: Oh! I see.

Witness: And he is the very person who raped me.

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SENILE DEMENTIA

It is my usual practice to visit or drop by the church after office hours even in a very short moment just to say thank you and to pray to our Lord Almighty. After praying, I kept myself relax and remain sitting in the bench for awhile before leaving.

Yesterday afternoon after my office work while I was sitting in a bench inside the church, I saw a woman in her late 60's or early 70's of healthy and calm personality walked along with her son in early 30's whose right arm was crossed in her left arm while entering the church and on the right arm of the woman was a lady bag tacked in her armpit. They went straight forward ahead of the three benches in the same row where I was sitting.

While watching them, I could say that how lucky she was for having such healthy personality at her age with a very compassionate son. I could see the serenity on her face and on her eyes. I could describe her look a fortunate one but not totally happy.

I began then pondering things about me and my son and silently asked myself. What about me? Where would I be at her age or in my octogenarian? Will my son be still there with me and likewise compassionate? Where and to whom shall I grow old? Seems I could see myself totally depress and very much alone that nobody is around me. Seems I could hardly breathe but has nothing to do except to exhale deeply and say, am I afraid of tomorrow? Is fear within my heart? All of these things have been a question to my mind.

Since there was no mass yet because the mass will start at 5:30 in the afternoon, the church in its 3:00 o'clock afternoon solemnity and serenity where you could see everybody silently praying, was totally awaken and disrupted with a loud yelling voice. Everybody was alighted from their seats, look around to see who was yelling and screaming.

I was just surprised to see that the loud-yelling voice was the voice of the woman whom I saw and appreciated moments ago walking along with her son. The woman was already standing from her seat yelling angrily towards his son saying: "Where is my money? Where is my money? I am certain that I placed it here" showing and opening the bag to her son and immediately slapped him.

The son has nothing to do but to yell back to his mother and said: "I did not get your money! didn't!" They were already both standing and yelling to each other tending the Assistants of the church and the people to come over and pacify them. Since, they are both yelling and could not be pacified and solemnity of the church was totally disrupted by their annoyance, they were brought outside and were instructed to go home.

I do not know what happened next but my mind won't stop pondering the scene that I've seen. I was fastened from my seat and had been silent for a while.

Is the incident a consequence of senile dementia? What do you think?

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