This is another piece to share conceptualized from the picture above-posted to make your day smile.
Of course, nobody of you here knows who this man is and I know everybody can guess. To share, he may be that man whom we knew spiritually, agree? No, I won't. What do you think?
Okay, I will tell you who he is. He is the rare, one and only newly born Giant infant Jesus Christ of the new generation. He weighs 165 lbs and 5'9 inches tall. He is that infant Jesus whose infancy possessed a extreme and unusual youthful intellect.
Upon knowing that he was born naked, he was so ashamed of his personality. So, what he did while in a manger, he gathered all the hays around him. He did place it playfully between his groin sensing that something wrong on that portion of his body because every time he moves, that unusual portion stealthily moves and grows up and he could not even control it especially when beautiful and sexy ladies were passing by.
Not only that, besides of having such extreme youthful intellect, he has also that full grown teeth and could even smile normally like a grown adult instead of being an infant. That's why, instead of covering his mouth every time he smile, he will just cover his eyes and let his Santa's hat hide his glittering fancy look.
People in the city and the neighboring cities were amazed of this report that a playful infant Jesus was born. So, they went and paid respect to visit his manger to see how does he look.
When they arrived at the place, they were so terribly amazed and surprised and said, Oh! My God! What a Jesus Christ! Is he the new Jesus Christ of the new generation? What an amazing look! People were flooding in when they heard this unusual report of a new Infant Jesus in the new generation.
When one of his flooding visitors could not stop herself from asking why he was covering the portion of his body between his groin, he answered: Do you want me to remove it? The lady visitor answered: "No, no, no, never mind, it might disturb me. Just be careful, several naughty-giant insects are playing around, he he he...."
Okay, I will tell you who he is. He is the rare, one and only newly born Giant infant Jesus Christ of the new generation. He weighs 165 lbs and 5'9 inches tall. He is that infant Jesus whose infancy possessed a extreme and unusual youthful intellect.
Upon knowing that he was born naked, he was so ashamed of his personality. So, what he did while in a manger, he gathered all the hays around him. He did place it playfully between his groin sensing that something wrong on that portion of his body because every time he moves, that unusual portion stealthily moves and grows up and he could not even control it especially when beautiful and sexy ladies were passing by.
Not only that, besides of having such extreme youthful intellect, he has also that full grown teeth and could even smile normally like a grown adult instead of being an infant. That's why, instead of covering his mouth every time he smile, he will just cover his eyes and let his Santa's hat hide his glittering fancy look.
People in the city and the neighboring cities were amazed of this report that a playful infant Jesus was born. So, they went and paid respect to visit his manger to see how does he look.
When they arrived at the place, they were so terribly amazed and surprised and said, Oh! My God! What a Jesus Christ! Is he the new Jesus Christ of the new generation? What an amazing look! People were flooding in when they heard this unusual report of a new Infant Jesus in the new generation.
When one of his flooding visitors could not stop herself from asking why he was covering the portion of his body between his groin, he answered: Do you want me to remove it? The lady visitor answered: "No, no, no, never mind, it might disturb me. Just be careful, several naughty-giant insects are playing around, he he he...."
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